No, I’m not dying – but if anything in this world is going to make a man aware of his own mortality then it is taxes, or more specifically a tax return. Most of us have the privelage of being employed or salaried so some other poor sod has to do this nasty work for us. Then there are those of us who are self-employed and have to do their own tax returns (or pay someone else a handsome amount to do it for them). Then finally there are idiots like me who do both.